Total Medals Earned: 56 (From 10 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,065 Points
Medals Earned: 9/10 (280/330 points)
Reach the graveyard
Just leave
You dream your life away
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
You are such a sweet sweet thing
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Slay 20 demon bastards
Escape the Tornado of Souls
Get an autograph from Ozzy
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Medals Earned: 3/30 (15/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 18/20 (385/460 points)
Kill 8 Aliens
Blow up 3 cars
Fully upgrade your pistol
Fully upgrade your shotgun
Fully upgrade your gas mask
Fully upgrade your health
Save 3 survivors
Fully upgrade your flame thrower
Kill 10 crows
Find 1 secret area
Fully upgrade your sub machine gun
Shoot out 10 lights
Kill 111 aliens
Blow up 15 cars
Save 11 survivors
Find all 18 secret areas
Shoot out 128 lights
Complete all chapters
Trash 54 trashcans
Kill 50 crows
Medals Earned: 3/5 (30/50 points)
First you get the money...
A brave trooper in the war against sexism.
Let's Go!
+1 to being progressive!
Got a Pizza dat ass! Get it?
Medals Earned: 7/15 (125/370 points)
Kill the plumber 10 times
Check out Dojo.com
Get stomped on level 1.
Beat level 12 under 5 seconds
Beat level 24
Beat level 36
Get at least 108 stars
Like Kill the Plumber's page
Touch and kill the plumber on level 4
Kill the plumber 100 times.
Beat level 10 without jumping
Kill the plumber before timer runs out on level 23
Beat all Lost Levels
Get all 144 stars
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/355 points)
How can anything be good when you are a slave?
complete story on normal difficulty
complete story on easy difficulty
you are a bad boy Arthur
exercise is good for your health
complete story on hard difficulty
complete game on easy difficulty no damage
complete game on normal difficulty no damage
get above 10000 points on arcade mode
complete game on hard difficulty no damage
Medals Earned: 6/7 (125/175 points)
Get 5 clothes
Get 15 clothes
Get 30 clothes
Get 45 clothes
Get 60 Clothes
Get all your clothes.
Buy all the upgrades
Medals Earned: 6/19 (60/350 points)
Get a score of 10.000
Get a score of 5.000
Fail to get at least 1.000 points
Critically hit the Knight
Get a double kill
Get a triple kill
Goat serial exterminator
Unlock the Shield Barrier power
Unlock the bat power
Unlock the dragonform power
Unlock the Hoof Crush power
Reach the Mountain Pass
Unlock the Play Tips power
Reach Evila
Complete all the trials
Kill a Winged Knight
be l33t and score over 50k
get a 50x combo
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/500 points)
You killed Gobu! You bastard!
Get all Arcane Spells
Get your first Arcane Spell
Freeze 500 enemies
Look, up in the sky!
Burn 500 enemies
Gobuuuu
Bag o' bones
Destroy 100 enemy projectiles
Kill 100 enemies
in cold cash
in cold cash.
Destroy 500 enemy projectiles
Defeat king Gobu with no damage to the crystal
Upgrade all your runes
Get all of Lucrea's skills
Stun 500 enemies
Defeat Bonelord with no damage to the crystal
Slay a thousand
Finish the game
Kill a hundred dragons
Defeat the greedling with no damage to the crystal
in cold seven digits
Oh my god... You broke the game.
Slay 10k
This makes you awesome.
